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Critter Dither

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I had some time tonight and was uploading pics on Fetlife. 

My profile is at https://fetlife.com/users/575953

And our fetlife group is at https://fetlife.com/groups/22350

and I found this pic in my files.

critter electrode

 Ok, the story behind these.  I have a sadistic sense of humor.  I like to have fun, even while scening.  That's the best!  Howling with laughter with a violet wand, just awesome.  I have two real kinks, that go beyond the electricity. 
The first is, watching what happens in people's eyes when they 'get' violet wands, that magic moment where they really see the potential and all the things that CAN be done with them, and the understanding and amazement strikes them, not like a lightbulb, but with a lightning bolt.  That LOOK in their eyes!  That's my orgasmic payoff.

And making people laugh with it.  So here are some of my best things to do with a violet wand

  • The Evil Trick Chocolate Basket courtesy of (Electroplayer plus Sir_Mark). Hook up an easter basket with metallic grass in it, and offer mouth-watering chocolage to those brave enough to dare reach into the basket. Bonus points for Hershey kisses or other foil-wrapped candies
  • The stupid metallic sponge, (courtesy of XavierDom). He gave me a metallic sponge from a dollar store, and if you set it on someone's body and rest an electrode on it, the sparks randomly run like lightning throughout the sponge before they hit the skin. So I made a sponge blanket by sewing a bunch of them together. I think it would be hysterical to make a sponge suit!
  • The Operation Game (courtesy of XavierDom and Electroplayer). Your bottom is the game board. Hook em up reverse. Strew metallic shred all over their body, and hand all the players a pair of tweezers.
  • Sparky Party. Strew metallic confetti all over your bottom, who is hooked up reverse. Hand out metallic blowouts. Everyone blow the blow-outs and try to knock the confetti off. I think next time I'll use eyebrow pencils to make game squares and everyone gets assigned a square and you have to clear your square of confetti to win.
  • Hurtday Cake. As a follow up, the loser gets hooked up to reverse, and fed cake. With a metal fork. when we did this at Tesfest 2 years ago, we were all just crying with laughter.

So about 10  years ago, I figured, why not some kooky electrodes with humorous critters on them?  I could see saying 'Watch out, mr. Frog's going to get you!" or "here comes Mr snake!  And Mr. Snake's BIG brother!"Dralion and I 'discussed' them and disagreed.  I thought they would be different enough, and plenty of people would remove them from their case of electrodes with an evil grin! And really mean the grin.  And have some *fun.*  So we made a few, because well, women.  and... so we did a few and then stopped.  I must be the only person with my sick sense of humor.

So I went hunting for them and pulled them out of one of the storage rooms tonight.  (yes Im still at work at 2:48 am.  A lot to do.)  And found we have 10.  10 left of an idea.  We aren't going to do this kind of thing again, that's for sure.  It takes a little bit of talent to make a wee glass froggy, or better yet a salamander and have it LOOK like a salamander. 

So, blow out time.  Want one?  This is it forever.  10 only.  I LIKED THE IDEA.  Dray didn't.  He won.  :D

$30 bucks. Take one or all.  They are all different, it might be a mushroom, rake or C-ring.  It could have a snake, a spider, a frog, a salamander.  There's one turtle.  You can indicate a preference for critter or type of electrode in the comments, but there's nothing guaranteed.


Dang it.  Ok, just 9 are left.  Im keeping one.  Can't bear to part with all of them.  When you make things, its like sending your babies out in the world.  That's another reason we have lifetime warranties.  We don't like the idea of our wands sitting in the back of closets because they are not working.  We don't want electrodes thrown away if the gas leaks out.  Too much of our lives are invested in our life's work.  So we take care of them.

Ok, back to the topic.

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Last Updated on Tuesday, 28 October 2014 07:04

Shipping

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The current production run of MJOLNIR PULSE Prime box violet wands have started shipping, and the first ones were dispatched on 7/3.  Another few will ship this Friday.  It will take about 2 weeks to prepare, package and ship them all out. 

I was interested to see there's a new free file sharing site called leetfiles.  http://leetfiles.com/  I sometimes have not had a lot of luck with people sharing their files with me over free sites, but different technological outlets all  seem to become more compatible with each other over time.  Remember all the aggravation in the days before Plug and Play peripherals?  I find out if I wait long enough, then things work.  In fact, I find that at my age, if you wait long enough, a LOT of life works out.  I don't sweat small stuff, and actually...if someone's leg isn't hanging off and they aren't bleeding out, it's not an emergency.  Some friends call me 'eccentric' since nothing ruffles me, but perhaps all it really is, is happy. :) 

Starting cases

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Pulse Prime Update:  Today I am doing the first 4 Pulse Primes into their cases.    This is more detailed than it sounds, as they are individually tailored to the clients who ordered them at this stage.  They get installed into their cases, receive their manuals and paperwork and peripheral gear- the Loki/Hel or Hel Plus, metal rod, additional items that were ordered at the same time such as electrodes.  Then they get a very exacting going over with a fine tooth comb separately  by both me the hub.  I'll be doing another 4 tomorrow (no holidays for this gal! Someone eat a burger for me at their cookout this weekend) and then the last four on Saturday or Monday. I am defintely taking Sunday off!   Then they will start shipping early in the week, with the first four to ship going to the people who ordered earliest.  (one of them is a rebuild)

Last Updated on Thursday, 03 July 2014 20:30

Finishing Touches

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I closed up 6 Mjolnir Pulse Prime boxes today.  I'll close the other 6 tomorrow.  Here is me doing some finishing touches.

Last Updated on Wednesday, 25 June 2014 00:01

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